Originally posted 2016-05-22 22:33:34. Making memories out in the ocean isn’t too difficult, but you’re going to want to keep a few things in mind: Respect the ocean. There is life that is MUCH larger than you. Don’t think because you cannot see it, that it cannot see you. The rule I was taught first…

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Originally posted 2016-05-20 12:00:57. “Nyaaaaaah!” “Yes, oh great one, what would you like?” I yawn. The supreme being looks away haughtily, before sashaying out of the room. I stand, and stretch. It is nearly two in the morning. “Coming oh exultant Elder Beast.” I know if she cared to respond, I’d likely be reprimanded for…

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Originally posted 2016-05-16 17:00:06. One of the things I had to prepare for in my move to the Caribbean was that there were no actual “pet stores” around Nevis and St. Kitts. We’ll eventually be able to ship things in, slowly, but in order for us to get used to how things are, we have…

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Originally posted 2016-05-13 12:00:48. Some days don’t give you the chance to breathe steady. Backing down the driveway, I figured it would be best, considering the pounding rainstorm and the softly crying beast in the soft kennel in the passenger seat next to me, that I wouldn’t be tossing the Bluetooth on when I started…

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Originally posted 2016-05-09 17:00:33. ASL: oh, wait, this isn’t 2000, and I’m not MSN Chat or ICQ… Let’s try that again. Hey everyone, clumsypixie here. For those who know me, you can just nod through all the parts you’re currently familiar with, so I can catch others up to speed about the world of the…

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Originally posted 2016-04-29 02:02:53. The New Journey Begins – March 27, 2016 There was slack in the belt. I didn’t care anymore that security had a malfunction with the card reader and almost made 7 plane’s worth of people delayed. I didn’t think about the fact that I had lost a lot of t-shirts and…

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Originally posted 2016-04-23 11:35:03. It’s 0430, still dark out, and yet Queen Nefertiti of the Apartment, Nia, has decided in her infinite feline wisdom to be my alarm clock for the day, demanding her bipedal female pleb come turn her tap on for water sips and slurps. Try as I might, I’m unable to find…

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Originally posted 2016-04-22 12:39:46. Today, April 22, 2016, at approximately 0730ECT (Eastern Caribbean Time), I had my first official “I’m swimming in an ocean!” moment. See, my virtual identity – The clumsypixie – isn’t just a cute, whimsically chosen name for Minecraft. It literally describes me in more than just two words smushed together. It…

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Originally posted 2016-04-15 14:37:17. Today was the first of probably many to come of not having internet on the island. Though I did pop online briefly at the boy’s work to send a couple of group “don’t worry messages”, I will say it wasn’t bothersome. For now. I do hope that it gets into a…

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Originally posted 2016-03-13 22:36:39. I love what MissLucy has decided to do for you, so I am officially requesting all of the members of this united internationally eclectic creative journey to write up their own introduction of top tens that they’d like to achieve and share with the world. Without further adieu, here are my…

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Originally posted 2015-12-23 16:12:53. Being an adult isn’t always fun. Sometimes, you just want to have a blanket fort and watch cartoons all day long. Sadly, this past week, only 1h22m was devoted to animation of any kind, and alas, no forts were made. But… I did manage to learn a few other things in…

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Originally posted 2015-11-29 14:55:43. (Note: I started hand writing this November 26, so I figured you should know that fact heading into this week’s review. I was a bit tuckered out by the end of the day, as you’ll soon find out.) You’d think after typing for eight hours straight and writing over 10,000 words…

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Originally posted 2015-11-23 17:13:11. High above the land below (nine stories up to be precise), sits a nefarious creature, bent on the self destruction and ill shenanigans that only that creature could manipulate. It is a lair fit for few brave intrepid souls, and a couple of furry beasts. The heroine of our story, is…

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Originally posted 2015-11-06 12:55:22. It’s been a crazy week. Crazy AWESOME! But I should back up, because I really want you to understand WHY it’s so utterly gobsmackingly fantasticalistically chalked full of woohooohooo’s and *splorts* and O.M.F.S.M. moments. Last year at this time, I was in a pretty bad situation. I had taken a room…

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