IwaC *8*: Pixie Learns to Count Episode


Originally posted 2016-09-05 17:00:59.

If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episodes!

**NOTICE: You are not crazy – if you are looking for the 8th Episode, it currently does not exist, and yet I somehow managed to skip it and keep counting. So today, I learn to count with some special helpers.**

This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:

Count Von Count (aka: ‘The Count’ Sesame Street)

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Dora (The Explorer)

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Special Agent Oso (yup, yet again, Sean Astin comes into this, but sorry he’s the annoying pedantic version of himself and not the cool other animated character – Raph has to wait a bit longer)

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What is your favorite word?
CVC: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! EIGHT!! EIGHT!! EIGHT!! AH-AH-AH!
DtE: Ocho. 
SAO: Smart is a good word.

2. What is your least favorite word?
CVC: Vhen ze Count iz told NO COUNTING, Count Von Count.
DtE: Swiper.
SAO: Being told you aren’t smart isn’t nice. Dumb is a mean word.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
CVC: Counting, ovv-ee-ohslee.
DtE: Making friends and solving puzzles with Boots!
SAO: Finding solutions to problems in the right steps!

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
CVC: Did I not just say ziss? Vhen ze Count iz told NO COUNTING. *mournfully begins to count* One sad tear, Two sad tear, Three sad tear, Four sad tear, Five…
SAO: Count, Why are you crying? 
CVC: Ze Count iz counting hiz tears, for he iz ze saddest Count in ze world.
DtE: Are you sad? Can we help solve why you’re sad? Vamanos!
SAO: Where are we going?
DtE: To find a way to make Count Von Count happy!
SAO: YAY! A puzzle to solve!
CVC: Oh, sweet large headed girl, you and ze Special Agent Ozzzzzo are one, two, TWO delightful helpers! 
DtE: Wait… you’re happy already?
SAO: But we didn’t do anything yet.
CVC: Sometimes, juzzzzt beeeing kind iz enough for ze happiness. AH-AH-AH.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
CVC: Counting!
DtE: Boots’ laughter.
SAO: When a task is completed and we can check off the last item on the list!

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
CVC: No one counting. *whispers* One, one tear. Two, two tears. Three, three tears, waaaaahahahaha
DtE: Swiper swiping things, when he yells “Yoink!” That makes me so mad!
SAO: I don’t think it’s good to hate things, but I do think it’s necessary to be willing to learn from everything we can!

7. What is your favorite curse word?
CVC: Tiz in my true tongue, you know nuzzing of ziz werd.
DtE: ¡Ay, caramba!
SAO: Oh, we never need to use bad words, we just need to count to three and be calm!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
CVC: *aghast* VOT!? You not like ze Count’s Counting of Countable Numbers?
DtE: My cousin, Diego has a great time saving animals! I would love to help him more!
SAO: Being a Special Agent is the best job in the world!

9. What profession would you not like to do?
CVC: Oscar’s job. *shudders* Biff’s job… no, Cookie Monster’s job. *faints*
DtE: Swiper’s job. Wait, is it a job?
SAO: Anything other than being a Special Agent!

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
CVC: *still passed out*
DtE: *on the phone with Diego, talking excitedly in Spanish*
SAO: Hi Oso! Want to help us oil the gates?

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