IwaC 16: Cartoon Dads

Originally posted 2016-10-17 17:00:29.

Interview with a Character – Episode 16 – Cartoon Dads
If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episodes!

This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:

Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Bob Belcher:

1. What is your favorite word?
HS: Marge

PG: Schpoopie

BB: Burrrrrger.

2. What is your least favorite word?
HS: Burns.

PG: Meg

BB: Pesto.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
HS: Duff

PG: Lois

BB: Ingredients. Wait, should I say my wife?

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
HS: Burns. No, Selma and Thelma.

PG: Meg.

BB: Jimmy Pesto.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
HS: Bart choking. Duff can opening. Maggie laughing. Yeah, that one.

PG: My own laugh.

BB: Burgers sizzling.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
HS: hearing Burns say “Excellent.”

PG: Mr. Pewterschmidt saying anything.

BB: Jimmy Pesto saying anything.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
HS: D’oh! *looks around for Marge* This is a trick, right?

PG: Son of a…

BB: Damn.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
HS: Brewery worker.

PG: Beer sampler instead of Brewery worker.

HS: you work in a Brewery?

PG: yeah, but it’s no fun. I work in the billing department. I wasn’t allowed to be naked around the beer vats anymore.

HS: But is it Duff Beer?


PG: No, that is horse piss. I drink Pawtucket Patriot Beer.


HS: That is swill I wouldn’t even wash my hair with!

PG: *ignoring Homer* I would be an arsonist for the Duff Beer factory.


HS: (cries out in shock)

BB: ((ignoring both)) Gardener.

PG: I can introduce you to my father in law. He won’t pay you much, but he has flowers all over his estate.

BB: Sorry, I meant a vegetable garden.

BB & PG together: Ewwwww!

9. What profession would you not like to do?
HS: Cleaning up after the kids like Marge does.

PG: Cleaning up after Quagmire.

BB: Cleaning up after Jimmy Pesto.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
HS: Are you sure I’m heading up there?

PG: Sweet, I finally get to find out what the caramilk secret is.

BB: Welcome, Bob. Sorry you won’t see Louise again.


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