Originally posted 2016-08-29 19:53:33.
Interview with a Character – Stranger Things Episode
If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episodes!
This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:
Dustin, Joyce, Eleven, Dr Brenner:
What is your favorite word?
D: Lando!
J: *whispers* my boys, safe at home with me.
011: friend.
Dr B: That’s classified.
2. What is your least favorite word?
D: Two actually: cleidocranial dysplasia.
J: *sobs* *shakes her head* I… I… I can’t.
011: *scared* *shakes head*
Dr B: That’s classified.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
D: Allowing creativity doors to open freely, and scientific experimentation abound.
J: *looks at Dustin sweetly, wiping fresh tears* I adore my son’s friends. Do you see how wonderful they are?
011: *looks at Dustin, frightened*
Dr B: *looks at Dustin approvingly*
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
D: Demigorgons, ring wraiths, and storm troopers. Obviously, duh.
J: Lonnie.
011: The Upside Down.
Dr B: Being stifled in my quest… *bristles* That’s classified.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
D: The sound of a light sabre!
J: Will’s laugh.
011: Wind.
Dr B: That’s Classified.
Dustin: Then why did you even agree to do this interview?
Dr B: That’s…
Dustin: Yeah, I get it. That’s classified. *scoffs*
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
D: James and Troy’s voices.
J: *looks sharply at Dustin* Are those bullies still bothering you boys? Do you want me to get Hopper to talk to their dads?
D: *blustering* Uh, no, that’s okay, Mrs. B. I was just kidding. Uh, I change my answer to… farts. Yeah, farts are bad sounding.
011: *shakes head violently, refuses to say*
Dr B: That’s…
*Dustin chimes, sounding heavily annoyed* CLASSIFIED. We get it. Go away.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
D: *looks at Joyce, blushes, refuses to say out loud*
J: Shhhhh….Dammit! Sorry, I thought I heard Will for a second. What was your question?
011: *shrugs*
Dr B: *side glance at Dustin, smirking* Yes, ‘dammit’ sounds like a fine swear.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
D: I’m a kid, I don’t have a job. I want to be a mighty warrior though, like an ogre but good. Or a scientist.
Dr B: Really? Perhaps we could…
011: NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO Friends keep friends safe. NO Dustin, NO.
D: I guess you heard El, so I’m going to say, thanks but stuff it up your…
J: Dustin!
D: *pauses* …ear.
011: *giggles*
Dr B: *side glance at 011 still laughing quietly* Cat breeder.
011: *stops giggling instantly, looks horrified*
9. What profession would you not like to do?
D: His job. *thumbs at Dr. Brenner* I have a conscience.
Dr. B: You wound me, Dustin. I too have a conscience, though you and I may see things differently, I chose to live my life a certain way.
D: Yeah, in the shadows, doing creepy nasty things and hurting my friends! J: *rounding on Dr. Brenner* Do you know where Will is? *shocked*
Dr. B: I cannot discuss…
J: TELL ME WHERE MY SON IS!
Dr. B: Your request is…
D: Does she sound like she gave a request Dr Brenner?
011: *slips from the room, doesn’t return*
*Joyce and Dustin are now shouting at Dr Brenner about Will’s disappearance* Dr B: Where is Eleven?
J: That poor girl.
D: I’ll go find MY FRIEND. *bolts from the room, yelling “El! EL!!!”
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
J: I’m sorry Dr Brenner kidnapped your son.
Dr B: I did not kidnap your son.
J: THEN WHERE IS HE?
Dr. B: That’s classified.
J: *screams*
