Interview with a Character – Episode 18 – BFFs Part 2
If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episodes!
This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:
1. What is your favorite word?
CB: Right out of the gate… *shakes head at interviewer* Nope, don’t…
*interviewer asks for clarification*
JT: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
CB: You can tell he’s the decision maker in our friendship.
2. What is your least favorite word?
JT: How can you not like a duck?
CB: I just don’t like them.
JT: But we had the chick and the duck!
CB: That was later, and the interviewer asked. I answered.
JT: Uh, uh, we’ll flip for it, ducks or clowns.
CB: Oh, we’re gonna flip?
JT: You got a better idea?
CB: All right, call it in the air.
CB: Heads it is.
JT: Yess! Whoo!
CB: We have to assign heads to something!
JT: Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks…have heads.
CB: What kinda’ scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
JT: A good acting script.
CB: Symmetrical body parts.
JT: Dude, that’s racist.
CB: That’s not even… Joey, what have I told you about thinking before you speak?
JT: Fine, it’s…bodyist.
CB: *shakes head at interviewer* Let him have this one.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
JT: Meat sweats.
CB: Oh dear Lord.
JT: Yeah, I guess he would too. Good call, Chandler.
CB: What? I… oh dear Lord.
JT: Duh, you already said that.
CB: Moving on!
JT: We can have more than one answer? In that case, I’ll take oh dear Lord as well. Chandler can keep moving on, though I can see how that would be sad and not really…
CB: I meant onto the next question, Joey. Not moving physically.
JT: Well, both are kinda sad.
CB: Why did I agree to this?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
JT & CB: The recliner chairs ‘swoosh’ as the leg rest comes up.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
JT: Janice’s voice.
CB: It wasn’t that…
JT: No. It made me cry inside my ears.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
JT: How you doin’?
*Interviewer*: That’s not a curse.
JT: It is if they don’t come home with me.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
CB for Joey: Hi, I’m Joey Tribbiani and I want to attempt to be an actor.
JT for Chandler: Yeah, well, I’m Chandler Bing, and I wanna be a Astrocountant.
CB: A what?
JT: An astronaut accountant.
CB: I don’t want to go to space.
JT: If you did, you’d get free cleaning supplies.
CB: That doesn’t make any sense.
JT: Duh, Chandler, there are vacuums in space.
CB: How do you tie your shoes?
JT: Easy, but I don’t really think this is the time or place. Alright though, I start with two bunny ears, and one…
CB: Next question please!
9. What profession would you not like to do?
JT and CB together: ROSS’ job.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
JT: Aaaaaaaaaayyy, Joey-boy!
CB: God is The Fonz?
JT: My God is.
CB: Since when? You have never once mentioned him.
JT: I just assumed everyone has him as their God too.
CB: I… yeah, I’m done.