If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episodes!
This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:
Beast – aka Vincent (Beauty and the Beast – I’m using the 80’s Ron Perlman one for this, as there’s a bit more depth to the character)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Snow White (Once Upon A Time)
B: *with a surprisingly soft voice* Catherine.
D: *with an oddly sentimental tone* Ijits. ((when no one understands without explanation, he clears his throat.)) *with a lustful voice* Pie.
S: *laughs at Dean’s tone* Love.
D: That is the same as pie.
*Snow laughs again and Vincent makes a cat-like sound that could be a chuckle.*
2. What is your least favorite word?
D: No pie. Fine! One word: Possessed.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
B: Catherine’s smile.
D: (using very descriptive hand gestures to denote voluptuous curves and size) a gorgeous woman bringing me pie.
S: That’s sexist.
D: No, if I liked dudes, I’d want a hot one to bring me pie. You’re missing the whole point. It all about the pie. Is it my fault I’m not into dudes?
S: What about your special friend, Castiel?
D: *defensive* What…? Pfft. What about him? He’s… family. End of conversation about this.
S: I was…
D: Done talking about it, yes you were. I think you have a question to answer yourself.
S: (stiffened a bit) Kindness.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
B: Betrayal and abandonment.
D: Medatron. *Shudders dramatically* He’s definitely NOT a dude I’d ever be into.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
B: Catherine’s laughter.
D: Sammie’s laughter.
S: Children laughing.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
D: Crowley’s Hellhounds.
S: Children’s cries of sadness.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
B: I will not damn the world with any curses.
D: Son of a nasty… *Interrupted by Snow*
S: I think you can always find a different way to express yourself.
D: …witch. I could have just said Crowley’s name, but you wouldn’t have understood.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
D: Pie Maker. Or lead air guitarist of an excellent tribute band.
S: Elementary school teacher.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
B: Sewer cleaner.
D: A desk jockey somewhere.
S: Evil ruling queen.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
B: I’m so sorry, Vincent. For everything.
D: (suddenly looks very angry) You’re frikken kidding right? *Chair knocks over as he heads for the door*
S: Welcome to your Happily Ever After.