If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episode!
This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:
What is your favorite word?
Tina: Butt. No, Zombie. No. Butt. Yeah. Butt.
Dr Evil: “LASER” ((Tina still whispering “butt”))
Thor: I do not understand this idea. What is a favorite? ((after it is explained to him)) Thor. I like my name. Asgard. Odin. Friga. Si. Even Loki, although he would say I feel no love toward him, it is not so. I have great fondness for my brother, even if we are not blood kin, he is still my brother and we share that bond… mortal, why are you waving your hand in that fashion at me? I thought I was to be asked questions. This was only one. Have you asked the question you wished and now want no more answers from me? ((after the wave of ‘wrap it up’ is explained and then the idiom of what ‘wrap it up’ means is also explained, Thor nods and grows silent.))
2. What is your least favorite word?
Tina: *lays on the floor, groaning loudly* DISHES.
Dr Evil: Scottie. NO! AUSTIN POWERS. Fine! One word! Austin.
Thor: Am I to lay on the ground like the blue shirted Midgardian child? ((Thor drops hammer, and proceeds to collapse backward, sprawling next to Tina)) But she has laid on the ground, I wanted to make sure I was answering you completely and accurately. ((Thor tries to imitate Tina’s groan, but comes out sounding more like a demigod yawning)) Dishes sound horrifyingly bad, so I will say that as well. No one wants dishes! IF I SEE A DISH, I WILL HAMMER IT! Oh, I do believe I was as mortals say ‘channeling’ a friend. Bruce, are you nearby? Where is the Doctor Banner?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Tina: Jimmy Junior’s butt when he’s dancing.
Dr Evil: ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS.
Thor: ((blushes madly)) HOW DO YOU KNOW OF DR JANE PORTER?
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Tina: Gene’s farts.
Dr Evil: Scottie’s bad attitude. I mean, I frikken gave that kid everything! How does he repay me? JERRY SPRINGER. I’ll show him, when I have my “laser” pointed at Earth and I’m a millionaire. Scottie will love daddy then!
Thor: War is not good. Neither is when I am blocked from visiting my Dr. Jane Porter on Midgard.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Tina: Horses whinnies.
Dr Evil: Austin Powers’ defeat.
Thor: Dr. Jane Porter’s laughter is delightful to my ears.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Tina: ((puts heavy Brooklyn accent on like her mother’s voice)) “TINA! You’re babysitting tonight!” And then everything after that. *thrashes around on the floor dramatically*
Dr Evil: Austin Powers’ laughter at my defeat. Or, no, when Scottie hurts Mini Me. No, when Number 2 corrects me, and everyone laughs at me. Yeah, that one.
Thor: Loki’s screams of anger against our father.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Tina: Butt. I’m 13 dammit, what other curse word do I know?
Dr Evil: Austin Powers. ((is told that’s not a swear)) IT IS TO ME!
Thor: It’s Asgardian, and as such, I cannot say it in the presence of mixed company. That mixed company being me as the only Asgardian, and you are the mortals. It would be disrespectful.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Tina: Butt collector. *closes eyes and ignores further questions about description of the job requirements*
Dr Evil: Ruler of ALL OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN! Muhuhuhuhahahahaha
Thor: I take my role as Guardian of Midgard very seriously, and as such, I do not wish to assume that I would have another profession as you call it.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Tina: Fart collector.
Dr Evil: Number Two’s job.
Thor: Not taking care of Midgard. I would not like that. Have you heard something about me not fulfilling my duties properly? Am I to be removed from this position of greatness? I must go speak to my father directly about this matter! *hammer swirls into action and the roof rips off the building, as Thor ascends into the sky*
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Tina: Welcome Tina, this is Butt Heaven.
Dr Evil: You rule it all, and here is one billion dollars! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thor: ((has not returned, sorry folks.))