Interview with a Character: Episode 5


Interview with a Character Week 5

If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episode!

This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:

{Hannibal Lecter} – Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal series)

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{Stewie Griffin} – Family Guy

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{Samwise Gamgee} – Lord of the Rings

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What is your favorite word?
Lecter: Most believe it would be ‘fava’, though in actuality, it is different for each mood. Sometimes it could be requiem. Sometimes it could be silence. Sometimes, it could just be nothing at all.
Stewie: Surrender. As in you telling me “I surrender”, but on a global scale, where I am victorious and the world is mine at last as it should have been from the start!
Sam: Po-tay-toes. Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew!

2. What is your least favorite word?
Lecter: Cannibal. I prefer the term, pénultième exquis manger avec l’homme. A bit wordy, but it does have a certain… flavor attached that leaves a unique aftertaste, does it not?
Stewie: Lois. Oh, you said word, not person. Yeah, Lois.
Sam: Gollum. No, I should not say that, for he’s to be pitied. He’s a rotten waste of hope and goodness, and he let greed fill his heart.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Lecter: Brains. To study, to question, to fry.
Stewie: Sexy party!
Sam: *blushes like crazy* Oh, I don’t feel right answerin’ this, ye know. It’d not be right for me to go tellin’ all me bits and bobbles to e’ryone. I jus’ try te be the best me e’ry day.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Lecter: I become quite despondent when I have to be placed behind glass barricades, as it stunts my reading and frying abilities greatly.
Stewie: Bertram, Lois, Brian, and definitely Meg.
Sam: Oh, that’d be an easy one. Cruelty is a bad’un. No good can come from bein’ so mean as ye’ hurts a fella for no reason but ta just do bad.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Lecter: *sighs and closes eyes, smiling a menacingly deep, broad, horrifying smile* ((you’re glad he doesn’t say it out loud))
Stewie: *stands on chair, raises hands high above his head, starting to chant repeatedly* STEWIE! STEWIE! STEWIE! OUR WORLD SUPREME RULER IS STEWIE! WE LOVE STEWIE! STEWIE!
*Everyone waits an incredibly long few minutes, patiently for the infant to stop chanting, even after Stewie is seated again, he continues to quietly chant and pump his fists in the air*
Sam: Merry, Pippin, and Frodo all laughing in my home, safe, sound, and full up with food and drink and stories of our adventures now in the past.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Lecter: Metal on metal, like handcuffs, or bars connecting.
Stewie: *with a snarky, high-pitched, nasal toned voice, pretending to be of Lois Griffin: “Go to bed, Stewie. Eat your food, Stewie. Pick up your toys, Stewie.”
Sam: Ring Wraiths. Orcs. Nazgul. People suffering. Mordor’s fire.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Lecter: *licks lips disturbingly*
Stewie: BLAST!
Sam: Oh, no, no, no. I don’t need to swear.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Lecter: Butcher.
Stewie: Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Obviously.
Sam: Oh, I don’t rightly know. I’ve ne’er been de type ta think hard on a new job. I just do what needs doin’ and hope I can make ye smile when I’d be dun.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Lecter: Astronaut. Not enough people around me in space.
Stewie: Brian’s food maker. *dons Valley Girl accent* As if I’d do that!
Sam: Gandalf’s job scares me, so I don’t think I’d want to be a wizard. I’m glad I’m a hobbit.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Lecter: *scoffs* Fine, I’ll play along. “Welcome, Hannibal. There’s a bottle of Chianti chilling here, and I’m just about to carve up …” *cut off by interviewer*
Stewie: You now own Heaven. Here are the keys to the Pearly Gates.
Sam: Ye did good, Samwise Gamgee. I’m proud o’ye.

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