Interview with a Character Week 4
If this is your first time here, you’re going to want to catch up with the previous episode!
This week, we’re interviewing the following characters:
What is your favorite word?
Spock: It is highly illogical to choose one word and assume it is simply the penultimate one. Which language am I to choose from? Which region for that matter? Pronunciation might have an effect on resonance. Perhaps Lt Uhura would have a better grasp of this, as she has a vast array of languages she is fluent in, and could direct you toward a word that might fit your criterion.
LL: Garfspiggle. No, Poggsnerk. No, Hippogriff. Ask me again in five minutes and it will be something else though. We shouldn’t be confined to one choice forever.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Spock: Again, you insist on asking a repeatedly pedantic question. I do not have a favorite single word, and it’s highly illogical that I would have a least favorite word as well.
LL: Vol… no. Cruelty.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Spock: I am not even sure why Kirk believed that I would be a rightful entity to speak with you, as these questions are pointless and I assure you, I would not be discussing my private pon-far moments with someone I have just met.
SB: *whispers* boobs.
Spock: *shakes head, side glare at Silent Bob*
*Silent Bob shrugs and smiles*
LL: I can find inspiration in most things. I… *looks off dreamily and doesn’t finish her sentence*
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Spock: Does this conversation count?
LL: Nargle infestations. I cannot concentrate if there are nargles around.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Spock: If the rotund one can be silent, then that is what I choose as well.
LL: Laughter. Real, honest, happy laughter. Not the diabolical kind that Vold… you know who does.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Spock: With growing assurance, your voice is not resonating pleasantly any longer.
SB: Dude, that’s harsh.
Spock: You have refrained from the majority of this inquisition, and now have words to say to me directly in regards to how I respond to a question? My growing distain for this conversation is mounting.
LL: *Ignoring both Silent Bob and Spock* People suffering.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
LL: I don’t think people should enjoy curses. Do you really want me to say I enjoy the killing curse, or the cruc… no I know you don’t want me to enjoy those, and I refuse to. You cannot make me choose something I think is cruel and horrible and shouldn’t exist! *panic*
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
SB: Personally, I believe that too much time has been dedicated to the need to have only one set profession in life, instead of the pursuit of goodness and happiness. Perhaps, if people weren’t so caught up in their mundane existences to further their own profits and bank accounts, I think this place – the world I mean at large, obviously – would be far better, and the crime rates would drop because people would care enough about their fellow man and woman and child and just be chill and not needing to get the next big thing to impress others and vindicate their insecure, petty little lives such as they are.
Spock: *receives transmitter communication* *heavy sigh* In order to fulfill my Commanding Officer’s orders, I have been instructed to play pretend and answer. Since I am skilled in a vast array of areas, skill sets, and fundamental tasks, I am equipped mentally, physically, and unemotionally to do almost any profession. I assure you, I would not be choosing this mundane job though.
LL: Oh, I assure you, Magizoologist is the only profession I ever wanted to do.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Spock: I already answered you previously. Your job.
LL: Death Eater. *shudders*
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Spock: This is moot. I have been to space.
LL: Luna, it is so grand to see you again! Here, officially welcome! Let me take you to your crumple-horned snorkack sanctuary.